If you think Microsoft code is bad, you should read DailyWTF.  It has great coding patterns like:

   try
   {
     int idx = 0;
     while (true)
     {
       displayProductInfo(prodnums[idx]);
       idx++;
     }
   }
   catch (IndexOutOfBoundException ex)
   {
   }

And sweet UI dialogs like:

   Cancel print job?
     OK | Cancel

And stories about "C-Pound".  Yes, geek humor.